Say Goodbye to Campaign Chaos: Protaigé Beta is Here

(And yes, your sanity will thank you)

Ever wished you could wave a magic wand and poof—your marketing campaign appears? Well, we haven’t quite mastered actual sorcery, but we’ve got the next best thing.

After countless cups of coffee (and perhaps a few pizza-fuelled coding marathons), we’re chuffed to bits to unveil our invite-only beta. Protaigé is your new secret weapon for creating marketing campaigns faster than you can say “pending approval”. Those mind-numbing days of back-and-forth revisions? Consider them history.

What Makes Us Different (Besides Our Caffeine Tolerance)

Think of Protaigé as your marketing department’s fairy godmother, minus the bibbidi-bobbidi-boo:

• Campaign Creation at Lightning Speed: From concept to completion before your coffee gets cold
• Message Testing on Steroids: Split-test faster than a toddler can split-test your patience
• Design Scaling Magic: Because nobody deserves death by repetitive resizing
• Brand Guidelines on Autopilot: Keep your brand consistent without becoming the logo police

Beta Than Ever: Why We’re Starting Small

Let’s be honest—we want to put Protaigé through the marketing equivalent of a boot camp.

We’re talking real-world testing with real-world marketers who aren’t afraid to tell us exactly what they think. No sugar coating, no kid gloves—just pure, unadulterated feedback to help us craft something extraordinary.

What’s in Store?

• VIP treatment with personalised onboarding
• Direct line to our team (we actually answer!)
• First dibs on shaping the future of marketing automation

Fancy Joining Our Beta Squad?

This is an exclusive club (sorry, no velvet rope—we spent the budget on development), but here’s how to throw your hat in the ring:

1. Hit the beta application link below

2. If you’re in, we’ll personally welcome you aboard

3. If not this time, we’ll pop you on our waitlist (we promise it’s not the same as being waitlisted for that trendy restaurant)

The marketing revolution is happening, and it’s wearing comfortable shoes. Ready to join us?

Apply for the Protaigé Beta

P.S. No marketers were harmed in the making of this beta—just a few thousand coffee beans.